Yoda

At the Luton college, see on other blog, the principal was a lovely Asian gentleman who mangled spoken English, although he claimed to be a Doctor. He was into micro-managing. Whenever something was written to do with courses he passed his eye over it and proceeded to do rewrites. In fact, his written English was as bad as his spoken English. One of the lecturers claimed he changed English into Yoda, the little green character from Star Wars, speech, with grammar meandering about riotously.